how i would narrate the Olympics
me: they're doing some athletic shit
An Animated Family
juniorcaptain: I was rewatching The Hunchback of Notre Dame when I realized that Kevin Kline was the voice of Phoebus. Kevin Kline also voiced Tulio in The Road to El Dorado. This has led me to conclude that Phoebus is the father of Miguel. Miguel fell in love with Tulio, in part because of the voice that reminded him of his dad’s and, as we all know, Miguel and Tulio had a son but...
Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
demigodofmypants: senzaspazi: YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself. WAIT TILL YOU SEE MA collection of politely worded love...
Reblog if you have less than 1,000 followers
god-of-gold: jennstarkid: tumblr nobodies, UNITE!! i think you mean… ASSEMBLE.
When you talk to people outside of Tumblr and...
Me: omfg send help I'm dying
Me: i can't even omg
Them: you can't even what?
Me: I just can't even okay I just tHEY ARE TOO PERFECT IM SOBBING I CAN'T
Them: WOW WHY ARE WE SCREAMING ALL OF A SUDDEN
Me: I just have a lot of feelings aojhshfkndjfoejfomdvoebmo
Them: .....what is that
Me: my feelings on a keyboard sIGH
Me: UGH I HATE THEM FOR DOING THIS TO ME NO THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THIS I LITERALLY CANNOT HANDLE ALL OF THE FEELS sjkdjdncdenci
Them: then why don't you just stop reading/watching all of that stuff if you hate them?
Me: nO I CAN'T ARE YOU CRAZY I LOVE THEM SUHOUHVDHIFJEOFJ THEY'RE KILLING ME BECAUSE FEELINGS BUT I LOVE THEM THEY'RE MY BABIES
Them: wow it's just fictional characters/celebrities, stop overreacting, you're being dramatic
Me: NO OKAY YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Them: I understand plenty, you're being dramatic like I said
Me: NO YOU DON'T GET IT suchdifhrojgorgjorgjo ugh my emotions I can't take this tHEY ARE FLAWLESS
Me: literally dead omfg
Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL
what do you want for your birthday?: video games
what do you want for christmas?: video games
what do you want for valentines day?: video games
what do you want from the grocery?: video games
what do you want to buy if you won the lottery?: video games
...anything else?: video game merchandise
jonathanegbert: turntechdickhead: so in the animes when a character is an artist and has a sketchpad full of anime-styled people is that realism is our typical realism considered “anime” and shunned by the art world you realize you just created a fucking paradox, right?
batreaux: anime toast running late to school with a human in its mouth
gatsbie: internet explorer has to make a commercial to get people to use it even though it’s already automatically installed in every pc
imagine if you went on blind date and it was a band member Imagine you went on a date. imagine you went blind imagine all the people living life in peace but everything changed when the fire nation attacked
gi-nnyweasley: harry-ron-andhermione: professorgilderoy-lockhart: enemiesofthe-heir: thechamberofsecrets: has been opened shit don’t worry i’ve got this no fuck you can someone help me rn
sticler: sassy-gay-dust: omg what if we named animals after the sound they make like in pokemon “take the bark for a walk” “hey could you feed the meows” “hey look at all those moos” woah thats one big PPFKEJGKRTLYKTPLFPLPTLTPPLLF
What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at...
I mean, Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF. They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful. They live right by the kitchen. Their head of house teaches herbology. “Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with. Slytherins obviously do cocaine. #THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THEORY #YOU KNOW CEDRIC DIGGORY WAS HIGH MOST OF THE TIME #I MEAN YOU HAD TO HAVE BEEN HIGH TO THINK OPENING THE...
slaughterhousefive: The eternal struggle: How hungry you are vs. how much effort you are willing to put into making food.
Fifty Shades of Grey
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Aysha's Mom: You know what I'm really glad you're moving in with us again that's a very mature decision you've made and hey you did great on your own this was a really great experience for you alright fine if you move back in we'll treat you like the responsible adult you are so you just make a list of what you think we should do and we'll keep to it and all you have to do is get up on time every day I promise
(five minutes later)
Aysha's Mom: Now that you're here you're on our rules so don't forget you're the one with something to prove to us here and if you don't get your life straight we're not letting you go to Victoria why are you doing this why are you doing that obviously you don't know how to do anything Aysha you're such a child really don't even think about that one for the love of god do I have to do everything for you
Aysha's Mom: who is this why did this random guy appear here
Aysha's Mom: what are you doing with that shotgun
The person I reblogged this from deserves to be...
gimpygabi: -chairmanmeow: why are ghost movies always set in hospitals and jails. i want a ghost movie set in walmart. “cleanup in aisle 13” “but there is no aisle 13”
Social anxiety isn’t cool. OCD isn’t cool. Bipolar disorder isn’t cool. Depression isn’t cool. Cutting isn’t cool. Phobias aren’t cool. Trauma isn’t cool. Sleep disorders aren’t cool. Eating disorders aren’t cool. They’re real things, they’re scary, and pretending you have them is just fucking obnoxious and an insult.
conversationparade: ch4sh: all i want is for one day someone in an anime to turn around and ask “Yo why the fuck is your hair blue” oh my god karen-chan you can’t just ask people why they have blue hair
homosexualintellectual: this is your monthly reminder that justin bieber said in an interview that rape victims shouldn’t get abortions because “everything happens for a reason”
tanku: this post is here to remind everybody that “gråtrunka” is the swedish word for “crying while masturbating”
virginclub: it sucks knowing that our time on tumblr will eventually end because i’d really like to see where some of you end up in ten years or so I’m sorry what I will still fucking be here in ten years In fact I’ll probably be here in 50 years Cause I live life on tumblr
I hope one day a normal geeky teen from Tumblr...
queenkickass: i basically have the mentality of a puppy when i’m talking to someone on the internet like if they don’t respond quickly i assume they hate me and are gone forever and we’re never gonna talk again but then they respond and it’s like i come running in HI HI HOW WAS YOUR DAY I THOUGHT YOU WERE NEVER COMING BACK I LOVE YOU